Here's something to look forward to.
If Ralphie starts to feel threatened by David Sutz's write-in campaign we're almost certain to find an unsigned note taped to our trash cans and mail boxes on the Sunday or Monday before Election Day.
It will tell us that David is a commie spy or terrorist or extraterrestrial. That he's being paid off by the ghost of Saddam Hussein and will sell us out to the muslim-papist-chasidic-atheists.
We'll be told that he's poisoning our wells and being overly friendly with our live-stock.
These little love letters have a habit of showing up whenever someone who displeases Ralphie has a chance of winning an election.
Quite a coincidence.
The Uncle is heading downstairs to the archives to find past examples of this poison penmanship.
Stay tuned.
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