A Fly In Caruso's Ointment

Who says the Uncle doesn't read your comments?

Well, no one, actually.

But as kind reader Shari points out, we do have a choice!

Hurray!  Huzzah!  Yippee and the like!

We don't have to either vote for Ralphie or not vote at all.  We can actually, oh my sweet Lord, vote AGAINST Ralphie.

How so and huh?

WRITE-IN!

Does that ever work?

It did in Alaska.  Lisa Murkowski won by write-in, and her name was MURKOWSKI.

Village Trustee David Sutz is running as a write-in candidate.

And, at his website he is so helpful as to supply an explanation as to how to write him in.

Apparently when you get your ballot...

you go to the column for supervisor and line for write-in and where the two intersect you write David Sutz.

And no, those little red lines will not be on your ballot.

So, if Alaskans, who all grew up in the wild, raised by polar bears, can elect Lisa Murkowski (MURKOWSKI!) then we clever Woodburians can figure out how to spell DAVID SUTZ.