Based on reports from the Pieman:
At last Monday night's meeting of the Woodbury Democratic Committee (theoretically separate from the Woodbury Republican Committee) Swiller (theoretically sweet as pie) pointed out to the committee members that Tommy Burke (theoretically the Democratic candidate for Mayor) was walking door to door in Strawtown with Ralph Caruso (theoretical friend to all and prince among men) campaigning against David Sutz, (actual Democratic candidate for supervisor).
Willa Frieband (theoretically chair of the Democratic Committee) wasn't at all concerned. "We're not interested in personalities. We're only interested in five issues."
If the party isn't interested in personalities, why does it have candidates (some of whom may actually have personalities)?
And as to those "five issues."
Robin Crouse asked what they were.
Willa couldn't say.
As Rick Perry would say: "oops"
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At last Monday night's meeting of the Woodbury Democratic Committee (theoretically separate from the Woodbury Republican Committee) Swiller (theoretically sweet as pie) pointed out to the committee members that Tommy Burke (theoretically the Democratic candidate for Mayor) was walking door to door in Strawtown with Ralph Caruso (theoretical friend to all and prince among men) campaigning against David Sutz, (actual Democratic candidate for supervisor).
Willa Frieband (theoretically chair of the Democratic Committee) wasn't at all concerned. "We're not interested in personalities. We're only interested in five issues."
If the party isn't interested in personalities, why does it have candidates (some of whom may actually have personalities)?
And as to those "five issues."
Robin Crouse asked what they were.
Willa couldn't say.
As Rick Perry would say: "oops"
To read other posts by Uncle Betty click here.
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